Drinky Drink

The

Ravi P. Ramchandani

Drink up y'all

Dark forces are converging in the universe, and thanks to your friends at FM, dark liquids are converging in your cup. You’re losing your intersession tan and half-assing your thesis. Sections just began. And you went to bed alone on Valentine’s Day. Drink up, Crimsons, drink up.

1 part whiskey

3 ice cubes