PUNCH

Goal: sell yourself

Mode of communication: cryptic notes under the door

Who: sophomores and underachieving juniors

Who wants a gin and tonic?

Hastily judged by: current final club members

Early elimination: no one knows who you are

Killer instinct: that hot babe

Look forward to: 100 hours of blackouts per week

You pay them...

Upshot: perpetuation of patriarchal social hierarchy

RECRUITMENT

Goal: sell your soul

Mode of communication: online database for all to see

Who: seniors and overachieving juniors

Who wants a chicken skewer?

Hastily judged by: former final club member

Early elimination: you don’t know how to upload a document

Killer instinct: that multibillion-dollar deal

Look forward to: 100 hours of spreadsheets per week

They pay you!

Upshot: expense account. ’Nuff said.

BOTH

Mandatory: coat and tie, firm handshake, eye contact.

Kind of like sex: the longer you last, the better you are. At life, that is.

You know you’re out when you hear of other people getting in. Ouch.

venn diagram: Suits vs. Suits