Overheard

"Friends with benefits sounds good on paper, but never works in practice. You know what else sounds good on paper?

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“So, ok, you know that girl? Who goes to MIT? Who I met at that summer math program, and we, you know, kinda dated? Well so I’m taking this seminar on Euclid, and I know she really likes math history, so I went over to MIT to show her my sourcebook. So we’re discussing some theorems, and all of a sudden, her shirt comes off...”