15 House List Feuds

According to 13 members of the Class of 1967, we’re apathetic. Just to prove those dirty hippies wrong, here are some House-list feud subjects from the past year, proving that Harvard students really, really do care about the world around them.

1) Season’s Greetings: PfoHo residents got into a heated debate about the Christmas tree in their dining hall. Guess Santa won’t be stopping there.

2) Currier got pretty pissed that Mather stole their wreaths. Christmas is just not the same without the fake pine.

3) Eliotites doesn’t want to eat “poo-shaped” fro-yo, even though HUDS claimed the star-shaped dispensers are less sanitary.

4) XOXO, Gossip Girl: Lowell can’t get enough of that show. But seriously, isn’t that a problem we all have?

5) DAPAs aren’t very popular in Winthrop. We want booze, not chips and salsa.

6) Those Kirklanders argue about the new Microsoft Word font. Times New Roman is so last millennium.

7) Lowell got a bit too excited about their freshman shirts…LOLhouse Lowellcats?

8) Remember last year’s Risk game? Well PfoHo won, and it has the list thread to prove it.

9) We hate the UC, and Mather wanted to do something about it. Last spring they threatened “secession,” after the UC’s refusal to fund Mather Lather…clearly a just cause.

10) When Cabot accused Mather of stealing the Green Cup, they also threatened that someone would poop on the Mather Lather dance floor.

11) Leverett has problems with fruit flies growing in the remnants of parties. It’s time to get rid of the past.

12) Some Lowellians got into a catfight over Upper Hall privileges. We’re guessing it wasn’t worth it.

13) Macs Rule! No, they’re evil! PfoHo can’t make up its mind as to what kind of laptop advice to give.

14) Mather got pretty riled up over a painting near their dining hall. We hear it looked like a baby getting stabbed through a melon.

15) Adams went witch hunting over stolen salt shakers.