Compulsive Joiner? Try These

Most student groups are full of students. But that shouldn’t deter you, necessarily. FM has cooked up a list of student organizations that someone who doesn’t actually go here might want to try out. We promise that every one of these activities is more fun than chilling in a random d-hall.



Harvard Pre-Medical Society: We hear they’re doing amazing things with DNA testing today.

The Gamut: This all-poetry magazine should be receptive to tearjerkers about a misunderstood unicorn who becomes a societal outcast because of one alleged act. Or multiple alleged acts.

Harvard Outing Club: What happens in the woods, stays in the woods.

Mock Trial Team & Pre-Law Society: In case you should ever find yourself in court.

Harvard Science Fiction Club: These guys will believe any story.

Catholic Student Association: A religion that believes in creative birth control, not to mention confession.

Harvard Civil War Reenactment Club: How better to lead the Union (or Confederacy) into battle than with a cannon? Also consider Harvard Pirate Association (HPA).

“Avoid the Freshman Fifteen” Club: You could create this organization to attract the ‘11 ladies. There’s still time to table during Prefrosh Weekend!