In the spirit of the Winter Games, FM presents the events of the Harvard Olympics.

1)  Quad-Shuttle Sprints

2) Scorp Bowl Races at the Kong

3) Chickwich Challenge. 12 Houses, 12 chickwiches (13, with ’berg access)

4) John Harvard Statue piss-off

5) Intramural crew

6) Speedwalking through Cambridge Common at 4 a.m. on a Saturday

7) Bobsledding down Widener steps

8) Ice-dancing on the Charles. Watch out for boats and geese

9) Ec 10 problem set relay

10) Acorn toss (at itinerant tourists)

11) BU-girl-watching at the Spee

12) Read through an entire issue of The Advocate

13) Walk-off between Eleganza and Identities models. Hell, Project East can join in too

14) Widener stacks marathon lovemaking

15) Competitive collar-popping