Meeting Minutes: Deliberations
THE SABLIÈRE SOCIETY
President: So, the date event was—
Senior member: Oh my god! Your sweater is, like, so cute.
President: Oh my god, thank you! I got it at the J. Crew off of Newbury Street, and it was between this and another one and I couldn’t decide so I texted my mom pictures of both, and she was, like, get both! And so I did! And I got these earrings at Anthro, and I thought they were on sale, but they weren’t, but I got them anyway. Oops!
Sophomore punch: I think I saw one of the other punches wearing the same sweater earlier. Isn’t sweater season the best!?
President: Cut that bitch.
Treasurer: Thoughts on making Mark Zuckerberg an honorary member?
President: Really? Are you really going to propose this at every meeting?
Treasurer: Look. Come up with something better if you don’t like it! We’re running low on cash. If you really want to send the punches to Botswana for the weekend to get you an elephant tusk, we’re going to need some more cash.
President: Fine. Give him a poke.
Punchmaster: So let’s talk about these punches. First up is Johnson. I think we have to take him. Anyone have any comments?