Venn Diagram: The Ivy League and Blue Ivy Carter

A child’s future destiny/The Future of Destiny’s Child

The Ivy League

The ancient home of fierce, young intellectuals

Not religiously affiliated

Big endowments

Not in Paris

D.O.A.: Don’t Offer Admission

Frequently visited by Cornel West

A child’s future destiny

Don’t have shoulders

Blue Ivy Carter

The divine offspring of Sasha Fierce & Young Hova

Most likely the next messiah

Will have big endowments

In Paris

D.O.A.: Descendant Of Awesomeness