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Chains and Whips Excite Me
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Listen, I Don’t Think It Was Unreasonable For Me To Wear My Latex Bodysuit to Adult Night at Legoland

I assumed we were all here for the same reason—to capital-D Discover the power of sensual touch against the backdrop of thousands of tiny plastic bricks.

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god genesis

Five hotshot action shots of the LORD doing his thing.

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The my.Harvard Sectioning Tool is a Major Tool

He was careful not to keep track of anyone’s section preferences, as he was not looking for anything serious right now.

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Religion

Hebrew Bible's Fall from Grace

And the LORD said, I will destroy the General Education I have created and the covetous section kids who seek to raise their sad GPAs from the dust of the earth.

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The Best of Cambridge Craigslist Lost and Found

A FM-curated collection of our favorite posts on the Cambridge Craigslist Lost and Found.

Harvard Shuttle Driver
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Teen Mag Quiz: Which Harvard Shuttle Are You?

You become the shuttle; It is you. But wait! Which shuttle is it? Which shuttle are you? Which shuttle will you be?

Individual Pickles
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Individual Pickles

Two individually-wrapped pickles are ready for a hapless FM writer's taste test.

Individual Pickles
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The Pickle Is in the Bag

There’s an air of mystery to the Van Holten’s pickle—thousands of milligrams of sodium lie beneath a thin layer of plastic, concealing a cucumber that has been radicalized.

The Game
The Game

15 Texts You Tried to Send At The Harvard-Yale Game

1:43 p.m: Made it to the game!!! r u even getting these

A Good Ole Venny D
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A Good Ole Venny D

Marshmallow Mateys
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On-Brand With HUDS

When asked why HUDS still supplies some familiar cereal brands like Special K and name-brand soft drinks like Coca-Cola and Florida’s Natural, Martin is evasive.

Giving Out H Sweaters
The Game

Fifteen Hottest H Sweaters

We're not just talking warmth, folks.

The Market in the Square
Square Business

Eulogy For The Market

O, Middlesex County Sheriff. You know not what you do.

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Venn Diagram: Gender vs. Gerrymander

Arbitrary lines?

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Food and Drink

Drinky Drink: "Girl Drinks"

When you come back and get down to your normal evening of painting your nails, looking at pictures of horses, and playing solo Madden, or whatever stuff you girls do, you might want a nice estrogen-y cold one to slurp it all down with.

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