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FM Imagines: Emails From Leslie Kirwan

Everyone's favorite inbox update.

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Drinky Drink: Oscar Night

With the Oscars rapidly approaching, FM brings you drinks to last from the first red carpet stiletto to the end-of-show Best Picture reveal. Much like this year’s nominated films, these drinks might just make you question where you came from and whether you will ever find love. ​

slush-crush
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Venn Diagram: Trudging Through the Slush vs. Bumping into Your Crush

They are both quintessential February experiences. Don't slip and fall... in love!

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Venn Diagram: Harvard Radcliffe Merger vs. Former Supreme Court Chief Justice Warren Burger

What do they have in common? Both involve white men reluctantly acquiescing to desegregation.

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Element 3: Finance Bromine
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Element 3: Finance Bromine

At room temperature, this element has high liquidity. It’s atoms are unstable until they acquire electron(ic dance music). Not looking for a long-term bond with any other element, but does exhibit an affinity for salmon pants. This element has several isotopes due to its propensity for making capital gains.

Element 4: HydroGen-Edium
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Element 4: HydroGen-Edium

A standard-fare element. While usually basic and not particularly reactive, this element is necessary for sustaining life (and fulfilling graduation requirements). Our scientists were surprised by a few isolated samples that were off-the-charts more exciting than the others. Perhaps we need to overhaul how we think about this element?

Element 5: Nepotonium
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Element 5: Nepotonium

Present in many Harvard comps, this element has the tendency to bond with others like it, showing preference for those in its own chemical group. A critical component of punch.

Element 6: Littrium
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Element 6: Littrium

Yttrium’s crazy, out-of-control isotopic cousin.

Element 7: Back of a London Cabmium
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Element 7: Back of a London Cabmium

With all due, but clearly not deserved, respect, this is a bumpy and unstable element.

Element 8: Boron
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Element 8: Boron

Atomic Number: 5. Chemical Symbol: B. A solid metalloid found in the Earth’s crust. Unremarkable, except for the fact that high concentrations have been detected in recent issues of the Harvard Lampoon, a semi-secret Sorento Square organization that used to publish a so called humor magazine.

Element 2: Leslie Kirwanium
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Element 2: Leslie Kirwanium

The most sturdy and tough of all elements. Impervious to extreme temperatures and weather conditions; impossible to whittle down.

Element 1: Dante’s Literal Hellium
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8 Most Interesting Elements

The truth will come out.
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FM Imagines: Datamatch

I slid my hand to my holster and introduced the big one on the right to my dear friend. His name’s Magnum, and he’s got one hell of a right hook. I must be getting old, though, because before Magnum could acquaint himself with the second bruiser I found myself flat on my back seeing stars. I guess it’s true what they say: Love hurts.