Scoped! Kayla the Dog
In 15 years you are: Dead.
By Megan B. Prasad, Crimson Staff Writer
House: Woof!
Concentration: Woof!
Ideal date: Woof!
Where to find you on a Saturday night: Woof!
Your best pickup line: Woof!
Your worst pickup line: Woof!
Something you’ve always wanted to tell someone: Woof!
Sexiest trait: Woof!
Best part about Harvard: Woof!
Worst part about Harvard: Woof!
Bourgeois construct: Woof!
In 15 minutes you are: Woof!
In 15 years you are: Dead.