Venn Diagram: PBR and PBK
Both: After age 23, only mentioned in nostalgia After two weeks in the library, smell slightly stale The earlier, the better Grey Goose is better
By Libby R. Coleman and Rebecca P. Houser, Crimson Staff Writers
PBR:
High alcohol content
Sometimes on tap
People don’t know what it stands for
One must sacrifice good taste to drink it
High success rate when used in pick-up line with hipster
Drink more than four to feel its effects
Enjoyed by fraternities
PBK:
High GPA
Sometimes tapped
People don’t know what it translates to
One must sacrifice social life to earn it
Terrible success rate when used in pick-up line with hipster
Get it once to feel its effects
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Sounds like a fraternity
Both:
After age 23, only mentioned in nostalgia
After two weeks in the library, smell slightly stale
The earlier, the better
Grey Goose is better