Venn Diagram: Mumps and My Humps

They really change the vibe of a party.
By Pascale de Sa e Silva

Mumps

-Vaccines are covered by most insurance providers.

-In 2016, common on American college campuses.

-England, Scotland, and Ireland saw a number of mumps outbreaks in 2014.

-Obtainable by all.

-If you touch it, you’ll be sent to UHS.

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My Humps

-She’s got me spending.

-In 2016, absent on American college campuses.

-Fergie is part English, Scottish, and Irish.

-Fergie may or may not have had mumps in her lifetime.

-Only some are born with it.

-If you touch it, I’m a start some drama.

Both

- Lovely little lumps.

-Nobody knows exactly what they are.

-They really change the vibe of a party.

-Rhymes with “dumps” and “Trumps”.

-Very catchy.




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