Pump Up for Primal Scream
Today marks the end of reading period, which means that many of us are looking forward to watching, avoiding, or joining in on Primal Scream tonight. Here are a few songs to help you get in the mood.
1. Christina Aguilera: "Not Myself Tonight"
Unless you're an exotic dancer, exposing this much skin is probably unlike you. This is the night for you to own it and assert that you "don't give an AWHOO!"
2. M.I.A.: "Galang"
There's going to be plenty-a-jiggle going down tonight, so why not embrace what your mozzarella sticks have given you and shake and shimmy to this hit from Sri Lanka?
3. Right Said Fred: "I'm Too Sexy"
"I'm too sexy for my shirt, too sexy for my shirt, so sexy it hurts." Enough said.
4. Gunther & the Sunshine Girls: "The Ding Dong Song"
You'll be bumping into a lot of "tra-la-la" and "ding-ding-dong," so be prepared with this sleeper hit.
5. Miley Cyrus: "See You Again"
A final song for those who aren’t actually partaking in the debauchery, but watching instead. Some of what you see may haunt you for the rest of your life. Here's a friendly reminder that you do, in fact, have to see these people again. To those out there who prefer to stand on the sidelines, you've been warned.