15 More Offensive Shirts Urban Outfitters Should Try

By FM Staff, CRIMSON STAFF WRITER

March 04, 2004

This week, a t-shirt reading “Voting Is for Old People” sold at our own Urban Outfitters sparked a letter-writing campaign by the Institute of Politics. Match the below offensive t-shirt slogans with the group at Harvard most likely to get pissed off!

1) Blame me; I’m Jewish.

2) Support Financial Aid—I need another butler.

3) Ask me about my I-banking job.

4) Bulimia: eat every meal twice.

5) Real men don’t pay alimony.

6) Abortion is for quitters.

7) Charity is for chumps. Literacy is for losers.

8) Marriage is sooo gay.

9) Syphilis—pass it on.

10) I liked Janet’s boob.

11) Jessica Simpson is smarter than you.

12) Do you know who my daddy is?