Son: Is this a city?
Father: Yes, it’s part of a big city.
Son: It looks like an an empty doughnut factory.
Father: A lot of smart people are here...quiet, smart people.
Construction Worker 1: Does he think I’m an idiot? Does he think I’m an idiot?
Construction Worker 2: Nah, he’s just strict.
Construction Worker 1: He treats me like a fucking idiot.
Construction Worker 2: He’s not that bad to you.
Construction Worker 1: You’re an idiot.
Construction Worker 2: I think we all agree, you’re the idiot here.
Father: This is the John Harvard statue!
Mother: Okay guys, time for a picture. Let’s see if someone will take it....
Son 1: Mom, I hate pictures!
Son 2: Come on, Max, just pose next to the dead guy.
Daughter: Can we leave? I feel like I’m inside a J. Crew catalogue. Why is that guy wearing a bow tie?
Nothing interesting was overheard in Inman.
Girl 1: He didn’t even, like...want to hang out.
Girl 2: He’s not making the effort for you.
Girl 1: Yeah, but sometimes he’s so cool. You know, when we do hang out.
Girl 2: He’s ignoring your texts.
Girl 1: Look, you don’t know if he has his phone on him!
Homeless Man: Spare change for booze!
Man walking by: [Gives him a dollar.] You're the first honest person I've met today.