Freshman Fall:
Shopping for classes
Finding a boyfriend
Brags about spending a night at the Delphic
Googles “work”
Worried about midterms
Gets drunk, then goes to the Kong
Tries to complete three “Harvard Tasks”
Both:
Worried about which house they’ll live in next year
Hoping to hook up with freshman girls
Want to save the world
Will probably end up on Wall Street
Mumble the words to the Harvard fight song
Know this will be the best semester ever
Senior Fall:
Shopping for interview clothes
Finding a husband
Secretly enjoys spending nights at the Delphic
Works for Google
Worried about midlife crisis
Goes to the Kong, then gets drunk
…still trying to get sex in Widener stacks