Venn Diagram: Pudding v. Putin

Pudding

Hasty

Really into drag

Annexed Tommy Doyle’s

Kick­lines

Big fan of NPH

Loves plays and thespians

Woman of the Year

Secret society

Putin

Pasty

Really into judo

Annexed Crimea

Kicked out of G8

Big fan of KGB

Hates gays and lesbians

Women live in fear

Secret Police

Both

Very white

Dressed to kill

Looks great in red

Strong community outreach

Stage things to impress people

Fond of being shirtless