Overheards: Visitas Edition

After spending a day with prefrosh, their parents, and sometimes even their dogs, flyby blog has compiled a list of the most hilarious and shocking overheards from this Visitas weekend. Be prepared to be entertained by the Class of 2027.

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“Stanford is acceptable, but it’s not… you know… an Ivy League school” - Anti-Stanford Kid

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“My family’s trying to complete the Ivy League attendance”

“How many Ivy Leagues do you have left?”

“Just Cornell because why would you go there…” - The Highest Form Of Legacy Families

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“MIT is so much more Harvard than Harvard is… these people are so normal” - Disappointed Prefrosh

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“I heard collaboration is forbidden… even for homework” - Confused Prefrosh

“Have you heard of the MQC? My host said that they lived there to pass their classes — Do you know the address?” - Confused Prefrosh 2

“Do you mean the MAC?” - Confused Prefrosh 3

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“Can I accompany my child so that they’re not alone?” - Overattached Parent

“We think it would be best that they make friends while they’re here” - Anon Visitas Staff

“Hahaha… I like to say that I’m her best friend!” - Parent

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“Why do they look so sad?” - Unaware Prefrosh

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“I’m still waiting to hear back from my talent agent” - Prefrosh with a Talent Agent

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“My child cannot cook or do laundry” - Concerned Parent

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“Can you hold my trash while I take a picture with President Dean Gay”

*throws trash at staff* - Concerning Parent

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“I can’t wait to take the train to Yale tomorrow for their Visitas, their programming looks really cool” - Prefrosh in the HUCE elevator

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“This is my prefrosh” - Senior with No Prefrosh

“They’re wearing a Class of 2023 shirt” - Senior at Harvard College

“Can we still get free food though?” - The Senior, Also Known as “Prefrosh”

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“You know I think you could literally just teach that class” - Prefrosh 1

“I think that’s what going to happen” - Prefrosh 2

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And that’s a wrap on this year’s Visitas. To all you prefrosh — we hope you enjoyed the rainy weekend and everyone at flyby wishes you good luck making what will surely be an easy difficult college decision!