This royal rum-ble wasn’t much of a contest, with Burnett’s the clear winner. Brugal was, frankly, brutal. Pending chemical analysis, we suspect that Brugal may actually be Rubinoff with Pine-Sol in it. Or Pine-Sol with Rubinoff in it. Drinking Brugal is like waking up next to the person that Brugal brought you to bed with, and then doing Brugal body shots off of their Brugal-sticky chest. Brugal.
$10.99 at C’est Bon for 750 mL.