The Square According to Your Best Friend YELP

This weekend, plagued by Saturday-night indecision, Fifteen Minutes turned to Yelp for some advice on things to do in the Square. In these cases, however, the reviews exceeded reality. With the questionable wisdom of strangers in mind, FM would like to take a moment to highlight a few of Yelp’s rising star(rer)s.

Hong Kong

Reviewer: Jason B.

2 STARS

FM rating for Jason B.:

Creativity 4, Substance 1, Coherence 3

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This wretched hive of scum and villainy has not changed since you were in college. The kids are wearing different stupid clothes, and the bartenders are still surly in their dispensing of cheap booze in ceramic bowls.

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The dance floor is (WHAAT? CAN'T HEAR YOU)

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The dance floor is what you'd expect - lots of girls who want to dance in a circle around their purses, and creepy dudes trying to bust in on that action.

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Should you listen to the drunk girl that wants to come here at midnight?

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