Fake Meeting Minutes
Crimson Key Society
Tour Coordinator: All right, we need one person to sign up to do tours this month if we want to keep our current arrangement going. Anyone? Come on, people, it’s one tour and we have 60 members. Not that big of a deal....
Tour Coordinator: Anyone?
Sophomore Member: I haven’t done one since I comped. I guess I could try a tour.
President: Right. Let’s have a party to celebrate our campus impact!
Kappa Kappa Gamma
President: Hey girls! Let’s get sta-
President: WOOO! Yeah, as I was saying, we have a lot to cover toda-
President: -OOO! We should probably start wi-
President: WOOOO! Shots! Facebook statuses! WOOOOO!