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Andrew A. White

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Andrew A. White '14
Endpaper

Face Tattoos Are a Metaphor for Life

Two weeks ago, to the amusement of seven of us at the time and many more since, I paid for my roommate to get a face tattoo.

Freshmen

Advice to Josh

As the wise and respected social leader on campus, FM was inevitably going to be asked how to be “cool” one of these days. Recently, a first year we’ll call “Josh” (because his real name is Josh) came to us asking how to survive the brutal social life of a male Freshman on campus. Four of FM’s best weighed in to turn Josh’s social woes into social woooooahs.

Fifteen Most Interesting

Erin D. Drake

“This is so awkward. Like what? I love cats? What do you want me to tell you?” Erin D. Drake lounges outside Quincy Grille, her legs tucked up into the space next to her on her bench.

Bartley's Burgers: Professors Edition
Food and Drink

Bartley's Burgers: The Professor

A Little Levity

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Seniors

Venn Diagram: Freshman Fall vs. Senior Fall

Both: Worried about which house they’ll live in next year

Capital Campaign

15 List: If I Had A Million Dollars

Harvard’s new capital campaign aims to raise $6.5 billion dollars, trumping Stanford’s previous record by a cool $300 million just because, you know, we have to be number one. This is great news for students! With $6.5 billion in the bank and about 6,500 undergraduates (give or take), we should each get our fair share of one million dollars. Here’s how to spend yours. Harvard, we take cash or credit, but prefer direct deposit.

Office of Career Services

OCS Buzzwords

Final Clubs

Venn Diagram: Final Exams and Final Clubs

Final Exams

House Life

The Year in Headlines

September

Seniors

Non-Thesis-Writing Senior Experiences a Totally Normal Week

“It was a totally ordinary Tuesday night,” said John. “I was watching seasons two through five of ‘The Office’ on Netflix, and suddenly my roommates came in, all excited. They were way happier than I’ve seen them in months. It was weird.”

Student Life

Date Spots: A Single Man’s Perspective

Hey there, lovebirds! It’s Valentine’s Day, and you know what that means: Dozens of you will be having happy, romantic evenings around the Square tonight, while the rest of us will be stuck with whatever questionable casserole HUDS feels like serving. But it doesn’t have to be that way! FM is here to find you a restaurant that’s singles friendly.

A Little Levity

Venn Diagram: Eggs Benedict and Pope Benedict

FM compares eggs benedict and Pope Benedict.

Introspection

The Word: Inoculation

I am the whitest kid I know. From the pale skin, to the boat shoes, to the taste for pop ...

On Campus

The Crimson Weatherboard’s Weekly Weather Review

It’s not easy to admit it when you’re wrong. It’s not easy to do one armed pull ups.

The Oval
Scrutiny

Seeing Red: Stanford v. Harvard

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Arts

Dead Letter: The Aesthetics of Horror

Election Strategy
Columns

Where Did All The Ideas Go?

Free Time
Columns

In Search of Lost Time