How To Ask Out Your TF

Hi (name of super hot TF),

You may not remember me, but we met last week when I ___________ (shopped/stumbled into/fell asleep during) your class. I know I _________ (slept/texted/Facebook stalked my ex) for most of the hour, but I didn’t realize that you were (the TF/sitting behind me/ smokin’ hot). To be honest, I find your __________ (teaching style/foreign accent/position of power) very ___________ (informative/charming/seductive).

Anyway, in an attempt to ____________ (apologize/boost my grade/romance you) I was wondering if you would like to grab _____________ (coffee/drinks/a candlelit dinner) sometime this week. I need help ____________ (on the p-set/passing this class/breaking my dry spell) and was thinking we could talk about ____________ (an extension/study tips/whether or not student-teacher relationships are ACTUALLY prohibited).

I’m ___________ (excited for/ambivalent about/dreading) this class and I would love to _____________ (hear from/hook up with) you soon.

Best,

(Your name)