As Follows: Textbombs

what happened last night? someone? from looking at my text messages i am somewhat concerned. this is what my message outbox looks like.

1) Help
2) Drugs
3) Ah
4) Drugs
5) Erups
6) Drugface
7) Drugs
8) Help
9) Matt
10) Drug face
11) Ah
12) Ah
13) Yes
14) Tommy Doyles!
15) Dandilla (???)
16) Help

I am serious