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Levity

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Advice to Josh: Quarantine

My Mom is My Proctor and It’s Not That Chill

Love in the Time of Corona: Long Distance Edition

Describe Your Ailment in 30 Characters or Less

To All the Napkins I’ve Loved Before

Remember Elementary School V-Day Grams? Wait ’Til You See Her Now

FM falls in love!

What Are Sports? An Intrepid FM Reporter Inquires

"Players circle the stick without a second thought. But I see you, stick. Your wood is scuffed with the markings of love and life, beauty and pain, paint worn along the edges. Some days, I am you. And others, sadly, I am the player. As I face the rink, a single tear rolls down my rosy cheek."

Abstracts from the Harvard Laboratory that Proved “Stress Makes Hair Turn Gray”

Harvard researchers shook the scientific world to its core on Jan. 22 when they proved that stress makes hair turn gray. On the heels of their groundbreaking discovery, the researchers have published a series of equally revolutionary papers.

Veritas Meets Diets

I don’t think this diet is for me — the 1980s, it seems, were a time more conducive to spontaneous aerobic dance.