Julia M. Spiro
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Just The Tip
Free things=good things. Go to the crew intro meeting for a free athletic shirt. Go to the Barker Center Café as it’s closing for free coffee. Go to Lamont café for a free massage from your peers (apparently). Go to the laundry room for free condoms. Go to the career fair for free random shit with company logos. Go to the libraries for free pencils. Go to Mather Lather for free soap. Go to any bulletin board for free thumbtacks. Go to Lowell on Thursdays or Sparks House on Wednesdays for free tea. Go online for Freeze magazine. Go to the Democracy Center for freedom. Go to MIT for freaks. And don’t go to Harvard if you want to save money. — Charles R. Melvoin
Tanning on Campus: Hate It
If you know me at all, you know that I like to maintain a certain sun-kissed glow all year round. ...
I Can See Clearly Now
I pulled them on like armor. My metamorphosis had finally arrived. I was no longer the airhead, I was the coveted, feared, admired intellectual.
Drinky Drink
Drunk Jenga Assign various Jenga pieces with tasks such as: chug one beer, take one shot, give a beer, finish
Avoid These Crazy Harvardians
It’s no mystery that students at Harvard are weird. If we were smart enough to get in, something must be
The Best Square Locales For a (Memorable) Drink
Here at Harvard, it is sometimes easier to go to a bar than go to the trouble of sneaking booze
Love It: Prefrosh Weekend
It’s Friday night, 11 p.m., and you’re walking back to your dorm room from Lamont, excited for a quiet and
Love It: Textual Harrassment
Most Sunday mornings, the first thing I do is frantically check my phone and scroll through my history from the
Hate it: Christmas Comes Early
It all starts with the red cups at Starbucks. Next come the Christmas lights. Then there’s the earnest and guilt-inducing
Shuttle? More Like Shittle!
A month ago, one of the Harvard Shuttle buses collided with a biker at 1 a.m. A few weeks later,