Concentration Quiz

It’s Nov. 10, and you know what that means: T-minus four days until those concentration declarations have to go out. Sophomores, you ready? If not, FM’s got your back. For those over-achieving freshmen out there, this one’s for you too. Time to figure our lives out.

1) Do you enjoy college?

a. Eh. It’s alright.

b. I prefer to call it a “place of learning.”

c. Where else can I shoot up heroin without being frowned upon?

d. Enjoy it? I LOVE it. Room 13 can’t get enough of me.

e. I am above such mundane things. I’m also scared of social interaction. Please don’t hurt me.

2) What goes down when you fail a midterm?

a. There’s a curve, isn’t there?

b. I don’t have midterms, only long-winded, “analytical” essays that are perfect for pushing a political agenda.

c. I haven’t taken a midterm since eighth grade.

d. I hate VES concentrators.

e. Fail? Ha! I step on those who fail. Seriously though, I’m pretty non-violent.

3) Craziest thing you can see yourself doing?

a. Bungee jumping into a 500 meter gorge

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