Scoped!: William S. Murphy '13
Concentration: Human Evolutionary Biology
Hometown: Brookline, Mass.
Ideal date: A leisurely autumn bike ride to a Boston coffee shop
What you look for in a girl/guy: A healthy sense of whimsy
Where to find you on a Saturday night: Throwing pots in the Quincy House ceramics studio
Your best pickup line: “Heeeeeeeeey sexy lady!” Sixty percent of the time, it works. Sometimes.
Best or worst lie you’ve ever told: Yeah, it’s just like “The Social Network.”
Something you’ve always wanted to tell someone: Really good piece of advice: throw away all of your socks and buy 50 identical pairs.
Favorite childhood activity: Pokémon Blue for Game Boy Color
Sexiest physical trait: A nice, big brain
Best part about Harvard: My friends
Worst part about Harvard: Everyone else
Describe yourself in three words: Feisty. Succulent. Peach.
In 15 minutes you are: thinking of wittier answers
In 15 years you are: trying to reclaim the soul I lost to the corporate world. Kidding. Not kidding.