Imagined Commentary: Famous Alums Review The Game

Mark Zuckerberg

The Game? Wait, you’re not talking about FarmVille? Oh, right. That game, Harvard-Yale. To be honest, I don’t remember a lot of what happened that day. I mean, we had our hack-a-thon that Friday night—me and my Yale buddies from Exeter. I think we had a shot every time we finished 50 lines of code, but my memory is fuzzy there. Even computers can’t help with that. I do remember that my buddy, he was so drunk that he decided it would be a good idea to create a website for the Porcellian club. It’s full of lolcatz and memes.

 

ee cummings

the game of foot ball as played

 

the great point is not so rough as

not nearly so bad as

the rolling maul

shoulder him and shove him over

but mustnot touch him

 

with your hands (i recall)

the boys i mean are not refined

 

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For The Moment, Football, Yale, The Game, Levity, Around Town, A Little Levity

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