Imagined Commentary: Famous Alums Review The Game
Mark Zuckerberg
The Game? Wait, you’re not talking about FarmVille? Oh, right. That game, Harvard-Yale. To be honest, I don’t remember a lot of what happened that day. I mean, we had our hack-a-thon that Friday night—me and my Yale buddies from Exeter. I think we had a shot every time we finished 50 lines of code, but my memory is fuzzy there. Even computers can’t help with that. I do remember that my buddy, he was so drunk that he decided it would be a good idea to create a website for the Porcellian club. It’s full of lolcatz and memes.
ee cummings
the game of foot ball as played
the great point is not so rough as
not nearly so bad as
the rolling maul
shoulder him and shove him over
but mustnot touch him
with your hands (i recall)
the boys i mean are not refined