A Little Levity
Venn Diagram: Yale Bowl vs. Toilet Bowl
Both: Go there when drunk Uncomfortable seating Washing hands a necessity Smells like shit
Jukebox: Harvard-Yale Edition
Come next weekend, hundreds of Harvard students will be piling into buses to make the famed pilgrimage to the rough and tumble streets of New Haven, home of the number one safety school. To pass the travel time as Harvard prepares for its seventh consecutive win, take a listen to these classics:
FM Imagines: Harvard-Yale Buses
While trips to the quad are often categorized as “too far to travel,” Harvard students shuttle to The Game at Yale every other year. FM imagines what some of the conversations on these buses might look like.
Venn Diagram: Real Bulldogs vs. Yale Bulldogs
Both:Have the same chance of getting into Harvard
Throwback Thursday
Last week’s Boston victory may have marked the end of baseball season, but the Sox, along with Harvard’s own baseball team, won’t stop working hard, or be forgotten by their many fans any time soon. This now-esteemed sport has not always garnered favorable reactions, however—particularly from former Harvard President Charles William Eliot.
No Shave November
With the crisp November weather looming in the air, FM sat down this week with two eligible Harvard men prepared to take part in No Shave November. While the Fall tradition might merely appear to be an excuse for laziness, for these men it’s more—it’s about competition, pride, and manliness. Take your last look, ladies, because things are about to get hairy.
Only at Harvard
1. In order to ring Lowell’s bells, you must complete a semester-long comp process, allowing you to join the Lowell House Society of Russian Bell Ringers. This is one extracurricular that will definitely lead to a job after college.
FM Imagines...
Satire V/Lampoon: - It’s so cool we did this. And I enjoy the magazine, honestly. What do you think of the website? - I chuckle at times. - Thanks, Lampoonster. It means a lot that you high-brow humorists up in your fancy castle can appreciate some good ol’ plebeian satire. - At times. - I give up. You can go fuck yourself. - ... - Could we go in the castle next time?
Love It/Hate It: Vests
Emma Kantor ‘17 sports a navy blue vest while walking through the Harvard Yard.
Movie Marathon
With so much costume-fueled excitement occurring this past weekend, it may be hard to find motivation to get into the spirit of Halloween now that it’s actually here. But what, you ask, does one do in such a dilemma? The answer: watch movies! Here to satisfy all your Halloween-related desires is a list of the spookiest and most skin-crawling films that FM can come up with.
Hate It: Vests
After three years of mediocre costumes (last year I panicked, threw on jeans and flannel and told everyone I was a lumberjack), I was determined that this year I was going to do Halloween right. I was sure I had things locked when I stumbled upon a puffy orange vest in a pile of thrift shop clothes. “Perfect!” I thought. “Pair it with a jean jacket, Walkman, and cardboard hoverboard and I can impress everyone with my rendition of Marty McFly, time traveler extraordinaire.”
Love It: Vests
It is fall. It is time to refuse the shackles of heavy down jackets and throw on the most world-renowned, freedom-enforcing, time-honored and life-improving article of clothing: the vest.
