Zach T. Osborn
Commencement & Senior Week Drinking Game
-Anyone who mentions how old they feel must take a drink.
Drinking Game of Thrones
Whether you’re a dedicated fan who attended the early screening in the Science Center or you’re just watching the show ...
Housing Day Meeting Minutes
HoCo Chair: Dammit, no! We talked about this! Junior: Sorry, I forgot. First we get them to make out with each other!
French Pastry Chef Shares Creations
World-famous French pastry chef Pierre Hermé shared a selection of his best pastries with more than 300 guests last night at the Harvard Graduate School of Design.
Deflated Princetonians Take Comfort in GPA Converter
It seems like someone in New Jersey is still disappointed they didn't get into Harvard. Fortunately, all those tigers who are licking their academic wounds from last semester can take comfort in a new website that purports to convert Princeton students' GPAs into slightly higher Harvard equivalents. Flyby can only assume that the site was generously created by a Princetonian hoping to fuel his classmates' fantasies about how much better their lives would have been had they gone to Harvard instead.
A Guide to Black Friday
This week marks the return of Black Friday: the day on which Americans brave stampedes and sleep deprivation for the ...
Good Trend Alert: Spikeball
The first few games are uneventful; rules are learned and mistakes made. But soon things start to change.
This Week's Fale
Last night, the Yale College Council sought a way to gather student suggestions for improving campus safety. They forwent the traditional surveys and round-table discussions in favor of a novel approach: a Google Doc open to the entire student body. Just an hour and a half later, the YCC locked the Google Doc to prevent further editing. The reason? The document had been overrun by Internet trolls.
Even With Classes, Students Honor Veterans
Though Harvard, like many governmental and private institutions, observed Veteran’s Day on Monday this year, professors and students were still expected to follow their normal schedules. Still, some members of the Harvard community found time to honor America’s servicemen and women.
FM Arbitrarily Predicts the Election
Tired of analyzing poll after poll? Sick of combing your inbox for the latest IOP spam emails?
The Anti-Word: Puberty
He repeats it slowly and again fumbles the first syllable, his tongue rising not quite high enough to form the right vowel: “Poo-ber-ty.”
Bad Trend Alert: Spikeball
As summer’s warmth is replaced by fall showers and stiff breezes, all but the most dedicated students have abandoned Harvard’s outdoor spaces in favor of hot cider and common rooms.