15 Other Scores Harvard Should Use Instead of the SAT

Now that Fitzy and the Admissions Office are hinting at nixing the SAT, here are 15 equally relevant numbers Harvard should evaluate instead. I mean, we need some standards.

1) Average number of caffeinated drinks consumed in one day

2) Number of objectionable pictures you have un-tagged on Facebook

3) Number of times you said you hated reality TV but watched it anyway

4) Number of Facebook friends

5) Number of Pokemon cards collected in your childhood

6) Your BMI (the lower the better)

7) Your fastest mile time

8) Number of licks it takes you to get to the Tootsie Roll

center of a Tootsie Pop

9) Consecutive days spent on World of Warcraft

10) Number of Miley Cyrus songs on your iPod

11) Your record highest score on Rock Band

12) Number of jobs you’ve held without getting fired

13) Number of Central Asian states you can accurately spell

14) Number of times you failed your driving test

15) Number of cable knit sweaters owned