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As Odysseus Went His Many Roundabout Ways, So Too Did My Absentee Ballot

By Astrid S.H. Aggour

Advice to Josh: How to Survive Grade Deflation

Venn Diagram: Donald Trump, Sophomore Slump

Venn Diagram: Family Vacation, Grade Deflation

Let Them Eat Gayke

Venn Diagram: Locking Eyes With a Turkey, Finding Out You Have an Assignment at 11:30

FM Mini Cryptic

Welcome to Fifteen Minutes first-ever cryptic crossword.

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On a fateful morning, Chad wakes up to find his friend, his therapist, his tutor, his everything — gone.

One More Tap

The new laundry app, One More Tap — because clearly we’re not tapping our screens enough — was supposed to replace the hassle of coins and streamline the campus clothes-washing experience. My relationship with the app, however, is more complicated.

Venn Diagram: Harvard Foundation, Sharing Location

Questionable accuracy in representation.