Venn Diagram: Proctors vs. Proctologists

What do proctors and proctologists have in common?


Pain in your ass on Friday nights 

Paid to tell you to clean up your shit

Smells when you eat fried food 

Is all about preventing you from getting that (b)ass


Pain in your ass 

Paid to clean up your shit 

Sees the result of you eating fried food 

Is all about (b)ass


Know when you have the runs 

Agree that Annenberg food is not ideal 

Wonder whether their job is really worth it 

Know that shit happens