Proctors

Pain in your ass on Friday nights

Paid to tell you to clean up your shit

Smells when you eat fried food

Is all about preventing you from getting that (b)ass

Proctologists

Pain in your ass

Paid to clean up your shit

Sees the result of you eating fried food

Is all about (b)ass

Both

Know when you have the runs

Agree that Annenberg food is not ideal

Wonder whether their job is really worth it

Know that shit happens