A Little Levity
Drinky-Drink
Though we may be a little too old for trick-or-treating, we can enjoy a different type of treat to get into the holiday spirit. Make any costume party even more spooky and festive with these ghoulishly good potions.
Trick-or-Treat at Professors' Homes
Since you've been meaning to go to office hours all semester, get face time with your favorite faculty members by showing up to their houses on Halloween and demanding candy. Here’s what FM imagines that they’ll be giving out.
Teen Mag Quiz: What Halloween Costume Are You?
If the question “What are you being for Halloween?” has you breaking a sweat, then look no further than FM for an answer to your problems. Though the holiday is just a week away, have no fear—this quiz will match you with your perfect Halloween costume. Happy trick-or-treating! Because that’s what college kids do these days, right?
Bartley's Burgers: Professors Edition
Bartley's Burgers is famous for having creatively named menu items. In this piece, FM comes up with Bartley's Burgers: Professor Edition.
An Ode to Dean Pfister
When people ask me what the greatest thing about Harvard has been,I respond with your name. The silent “P” is music to my ears,whispers to my soul.Donald H. Pfister. Yea, I looked up your middle initial.
Who Needs a Student Center When We Have the Porcellian?
A few weeks ago, the Harvard administration announced some unsettling news. After a lengthy search, a donor for the long-proposed student center had finally been secured. Though construction won’t start on the building for quite some time, the center will likely feature large spaces that can be used for parties, events, and lectures, as well as smaller areas for less formal gatherings.
Venn Diagram: English Muffin and English Concentrator
Mix well with Smuckers Work better with coffee Well bread
Job Hunt Drinking Game
My name is Highly Stressed Senior, and this is my 27th cover letter of the day. Since I have 16 more applications due before the looming midnight deadline, I am in dire need of a stiff drink, and have decided to play a little game.
Venn Diagram: Freshman Fall vs. Senior Fall
Both: Worried about which house they’ll live in next year
Quiz: Which Male Final Club Are You?
Oh no! Disaster has struck. You’ve been punched by all the final clubs, you stud. Tough decisions are coming up as you’re trying to decide not only your concentration (economics), but also which final club is the right fit. We’re here to make your life easier, because your dad’s personal assistant can’t make all your decisions for you.
Scoped!: Justin J. Moore '15
Why you switched allegiances: Harvard’s opportunities, including working for a consulting startup in Boston, and enjoying a real city. And the poopetrator scandal, obviously. That’s one of the reasons why I got out.
