Andrew A. White
Man vs. Machine Through the Ages
Last week, mankind took a beating at the hands of its longtime rival, machinery, when the supercomputer Watson defeated the vanguard of humanity: Business School students. Even though our technological frenemies may have won the battle, they have not won the war. FM casts an impartial gaze over the epic narrative of history to find who really has the upper hand—or other gripping apparatus.
Concentration Quiz
It’s Nov. 10, and you know what that means: T-minus four days until those concentration declarations have to go out. Sophomores, you ready? If not, FM’s got your back. For those over-achieving freshmen out there, this one’s for you too. Time to figure our lives out.
Five Things: Halloween Edition
Five Halloween costumes for $5 or under, for groups of five or fewer, and in under five minutes.
It's iPhone Season, Motherfuckers
It’s Oct. 13, bitches. Do you know what that means? You should have pre-ordered your iPhone 4S nine days ago.
Find Your True Self: Which Activity is Right for You?
Remember that time when your friend saw you at the activity fair and was all, “Ohmigosh, you absolutely have to ...
Arboretum Adds Facility
As the first days of spring bring warm weather and blossoming flowers to the Cambridge area once again, plant scientists at the Arnold Arboretum have a lot to celebrate.
Free Water Bottles on Friday
Oh, the irony. Tomorrow, the Drug & Alcohol Peer Advisors (DAPAs) and Office of Alcohol & Other Drug Services (AODS) will give out Camelbak water bottles—some of which will inevitably be used to smuggle alcohol into the Harvard-Yale football game next year.
Procter & Gamble CEO Talks Leadership
Friendly smiles and businesslike handshakes were the name of the game in Sever Hall yesterday, as Procter & Gamble President and CEO Robert A. “Bob” McDonald spoke about values-based leadership.
Rumor Has It: Blocking
Harvard claims that housing assignments are completely random, but FM has searched long and hard for the real story. Never ...
In the Bedroom, Out of the Box
Never before have so many vibrators, dildos, strap-ons, butt plugs, harnesses, and handcuffs graced the couches and chairs of Ticknor Lounge.
15 List: Kids in Suits
Suit jackets! Suit pants! Pantsuits! Seemingly crawling out of the cracks in Dunster’s walls, Harvard’s men and women are showing ...