Simply Put, Harvard’s About to Get Owned

Ha! The Crimson still thinks they’re top-tier.

A shame your idea of fun is sitting around one can of beer. For

Real, what the heck is a Final’s Club? We’re

Very ready for yet another dub,

And it’s strange that you can’t choose a quarterback

Reno knows your offense is weak, defense lacks any sacks.

Does Craig even know how to rush the ball?

Surely Harvard will take the fall.

U say you’re “prestigious,” you’re “first in the game.” How

Cute, our degrees look just the same

Kiss Grant on his way to your end zone

Simply put, short and sweet, you’re about to get owned.