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FOR MAKING A HARVARD MAN.
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Take a lump of egotism,
Add a slice of skepticism,
Mix them well together with a "culchaired"
Boston drawl;
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Add a little Darwinism,
Just a smack of positivism,
And flavor with the essence of unmitigated gall.
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