A Little Levity
N. Gregory Mankiw Wins World’s Strongest Man Competition
N. Gregory Mankiw, a Harvard professor most known for teaching Economics 10 and almost helping Mitt Romney win the 2012 Presidential Election, has one more achievement to add to his resume: being the world’s strongest man.
Fifteen Visitas Rumors
Imbibing alcohol during Visitas will result in a retracted offer of admission, but also you get an oversized cotton t-shirt reading: “Getting into Harvard is hard, getting kicked out is even harder.”
Advice For The Young Women Of Harvard
After reading the Princeton mother’s life advice, I too have advice for all the daughters I never had—as well as for the daughters I did have but refuse to acknowledge: find a Harvard husband before you graduate.
FM Imagines: Yardfest Mixers
The Delphic & Dorm Crew host... “Get Down And Dirty” (‘Cause We’ll Clean It Up)
Henry Louis Gates, Jr. to Perform at Yardfest
“The kids are in for a real treat,” he promised The Crimson. He winked, adding, “Just don’t blame me if we get in a little trouble.”
Tyga Lyrics Rewritten
Stack city chick, Stack, Stack city chick Ten ten ten books for ya thesis chick Hundred deep pages written, I so quick Thesis writing’s FTW flippin easy trick
Harvard Quiz Bowl Meeting Minutes
President: Maybe this whole scandal will be a good thing after all. We’re getting the attention we deserve.
Drinking Game of Thrones
Whether you’re a dedicated fan who attended the early screening in the Science Center or you’re just watching the show ...
It's Really Okay If...
• You once offered your resume to the guy who opened the door of the Owl, thinking it was OCS.
Call-a-thon in the Style of...
A Quentin Tarantino Character [Gun pointed at phone] Quentin Tarantino Character: Congratu-f#!@ing-lations, motherf$#@er. [Hangs up]
FM Satire: Mock Trial Victory Allows Nation to Realize Harvard is Good at More Than Just Basketball
In a shocking upset over number one seed Yale, Harvard proved its worth at something besides basketball at the 2013 National Collegiate Mock Trial Tournament last week.
Tinder Obituary
Last night, after several weeks in isolation, Tinder passed peacefully away in its sleep with a rosy glow on his ...
What Would Oprah Do?
Oprah is heading to Harvard Yard on May 30 to impart words of wisdom to the class of 2013. In the meantime, FM looks to Oprah’s Twitter for advice to solve our day-to-day problems.
Non-Thesis-Writing Senior Experiences a Totally Normal Week
“It was a totally ordinary Tuesday night,” said John. “I was watching seasons two through five of ‘The Office’ on Netflix, and suddenly my roommates came in, all excited. They were way happier than I’ve seen them in months. It was weird.”
Housing Day Meeting Minutes
HoCo Chair: Dammit, no! We talked about this! Junior: Sorry, I forgot. First we get them to make out with each other!
