Chris Schonberger
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The End of a Chach-Filled Era
At the end of the DVD accompanying his recent album Bo$$ Hogg Barbarians, rapper J-Zone sits in his studio and
‘An Orgy of Chachery. . .’
Between Eleganza, “the FM Freshman 15,” and last week’s Bell Lap application, it’s an exciting time of year for miserable
Continuing The Legacy?
Last week, we joined the senior class for a final meal in Annenberg Hall while all the freshmen invaded our
BELL LAP: Reflections on Seniority
Lately we’ve been having this recurring dream in which Natalie Portman decides to change the ending to V for Vendetta
Your Next Three Years Will Suck
Hey freshman! What house did you get into? Cabot? Hey, that’s great! I heard they have a lot of “community”???
Cheddar Ted Suffers From March Madness
In an effort to show people a side of Harvard they may have never seen (the dark side!), the Bell
Bell Lap: In Search of El Dorito
Because it’s not a leap year, the Bell Lap has felt an overwhelming pressure to consume a month’s worth of
Tucker Max, Unplugged
In his autobiographical tale “The Famous Sushi Pants Story,” modern-day libertine Tucker Max decides that it would be reasonable to
Back to School - For Spring Semester
As every d-bag and their mother comes back to school with a sick tan from the Caribbean or chafed legs
DOODROPPED: FM: A Magazine That Tells Lies
Named after a measure of time, Fifteen Minutes—or FM as it’s more commonly known—is the edgier and slightly retarded stepchild