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Lampoon's Balloon Prank Doesn't Take Off
The Lampoon, to a very small crowd of spectators, attempted to release the Crimson's chair into space. Maybe they'll have better luck at their open party tonight.
The Noshoes Verdict: Disney’s Frozen is Based On My Life
The internet is a world of absurd claims about what Frozen is based on. But, I am here to tell you that Frozen is literally based on my crazy experiences with this year's blizzard in Boston. Like I have legitimate sources to prove this.
12 Things Only People Who Write For BuzzFeed Will Understand
If you’ve been on Facebook at all in the past 24 hours (which, based on procrastination habits, you probably have), then you might have seen Buzzfeed’s latest listicle: “22 Things Only People Who Went to Harvard Will Understand.”
Groundhog Day Scandal
But weather aside, the real deal on Groundhog Day is the scandal Staten Island Chuck of New York and New York City mayors have been involved in.
Sunrise in Lamont: Timestamped Observations of an All Nighter
5:54 a.m. Work on my paper has long since stalled. I decide to take a stroll around the library that’s sure to be regenerative.
It's The Last Full Week Of Classes (Yes, Really)
Attention: we are in the midst of the last full week of classes of this semester.
Fox News Thinks We Are a 'Threat to the Gene Pool'
Last Saturday, a reporter from “Campus Reform” came to Harvard to ask students if “America or ISIS poses a greater threat to world peace?” In case you haven’t heard, the video went viral. Within hours Fox News picked it up, and then commented on it during their show Outnumbered.
HUPD Police Log 9/22 - 10/12: Stolen Elevator Doors and Disappearing Swordsmen
Between annoying texts, stolen cleaning supplies, and wall twerking, it seems that a lot's been going on around campus.
Harvard Students Fail to Rank in Dateability, Hotness, Smartness, and Sexiness
Will we ever, in the words of Rihanna, find love in a hopeless place?
Cronut Recipe Revealed!
Do you have three days to spend in the kitchen preparing a pastry? Probably not, but if you do, the recipe for the world-famous cronut has been released in the new cookbook, Dominique Ansel: the Secret Recipes.
HUPD Police Log 9/1 - 9/21: The Rogue Violinist
HUPD has had their hands full with us Harvard students over the past few weeks.
Illegal Pets: Paper the Hamster and Laddy the Leopard Gecko
College students can barely take care of themselves, much less their pets. This hasn’t stopped a few brave souls though—read their horror stories, their delights, and that one time they brought their mouse to Lowell Lecture Hall in a Starbucks cup. Enjoy the third part in this miniseries here!:
Illegal Pets: Beatrice the Cannibal Hedgehog
College students can barely take care of themselves, much less their pets. This hasn’t stopped a few brave souls though—read their horror stories, their delights, and that one time they brought their mouse to Lowell Lecture Hall in a Starbucks cup. Enjoy the second in this miniseries here!:
Illegal Pets: Dillan the Field Mouse
College students can barely take care of themselves, much less their pets. This hasn’t stopped a few brave souls though—read their horror stories, their delights, and that one time they brought their mouse to Lowell Lecture Hall in a Starbucks cup. Read the first post in this miniseries here: